Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
handjob tips. give me some.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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