So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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