"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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