their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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