She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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