Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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