i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do vagina's smell?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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