Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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