Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Plan B is the new Plan A
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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