So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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