no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
