So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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