Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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