Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I just went to clothing optional bar
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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