I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
