oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Randomize
