kristin has been a bad kristin
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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