What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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