my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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