we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
