East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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