better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
