Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
