He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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