I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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