she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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