i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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