my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Never joke about your clitoris.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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