super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
They took my balls.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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