If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
