Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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