Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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