So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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