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Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Is Oprah even human
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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