You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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