im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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