i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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