Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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