She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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