i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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