i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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