Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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