His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
not ubering you a puppy
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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