Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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