ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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