i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
porn star boner night. come get it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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