You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize