White coat. Heels.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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