quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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