He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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