Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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