I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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