she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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