summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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