when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I wear drunk well.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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